Crush My Castle

May 7th, 2009

Today was the last day of classes at Sam. As per usual boredom on campus births many pastimes, or many ways to waste time. Today I found a new game to get me through class. It’s called Crush The Castle, and can be found at Armor Games. It’s a total guy game because it’s all about death and destruction with a trebuchet. Basically you’re charged with the goal of destroying a castle down field with rocks, and eventually bombs. There are 24 built-in castles that can be destroyed, or you can build your own. I built my own after destroying the others.

Now I charge you all to go to the game and try to destroy my castle. To load it go to the Build My Own menu, and from there click load. Once the load menu is open you must paste my code in.

1~w_i:408.35,363.35|w_i:466.7,365.05|w_i:578.35,363.3|
w_i:636.7,358.25|w_i:755,358.3|w_i:813.3,356.65|
w_i:883.4,358.3|w_i:943.35,360|w_i:1000,356.7|
w_i:1061.7,358.25|w_s:426.65,363.3|w_s:446.65,365|
w_s:596.7,360|w_s:616.65,361.65|w_s:773.35,356.7|
w_s:793.35,356.55|w_s:903.35,360|w_s:923.4,361.7|
w_s:1021.7,358.25|w_s:1041.7,358.35|fl_i:500,298.35|
fl_i:700,294.95|fl_i:903.35,293.3|fs_i:1028.35,294.95|
fl_s:500,286.7|fl_s:696.7,283.35|fl_s:893.35,281.65|
fs_s:1013.35,283.35|w_s:726.7,218.3|w_s:745,218.35|
w_i:708.35,216.65|w_i:763.35,215.05|f_i:736.7,151.65|
f_i:786.65,133.3|f_i:693.35,133.35|fs_i:735,143.35|
fs_i:688.35,141.65|fs_i:781.65,143.3|fl_w:740,123.3|
f_i:823.4,113.35|f_i:646.7,113.3|f_i:738.35,113.35|
fl_i:635,106.65|fl_i:836.7,106.65|fl_i:741.65,98.3|
fl_i:943.35,98.35|fl_i:540,98.35|fl_i:651.7,88.2|
fl_i:851.7,88.3|f_i:503.35,88.3|f_i:1000,88.3|
fl_i:586.7,78.35|fl_i:788.35,78.35|f_i:936.7,78.25|
fl_i:620,68.35|fl_i:821.65,70|fl_i:666.7,60|f_i:815,60|
fl_i:701.7,50|f_i:681.7,40|f_i:776.65,40|fs_i:821.7,50|
f_i:730,30|w_s:673.35,-26.7|w_s:785,-26.7|w_i:653.35,-26.7|
w_i:805,-25|fl_i:726.7,-91.65|fl_s:726.7,-103.35|
fl_i:725.05,-113.3|w_s:655,-178.35|w_s:675,-178.35|
w_s:776.7,-178.35|w_s:795,-178.35|w_i:636.7,-178.35|
w_i:815,-180|fl_i:725,-245|fl_s:726.7,-258.35|
fl_i:726.65,-268.35|ws_s:638.35,-303.35|
ws_s:675.05,-303.3|ws_s:711.65,-301.65|ws_s:748.35,-301.7|
ws_w:656.7,-303.3|ws_w:693.35,-303.35|
ws_w:730,-301.7|ws_w:766.7,-301.7|ws_s:785,-300|
ws_w:803.35,-301.7|ws_s:821.7,-299.95|
fl_s:731.65,-340|fl_i:730,-350|p_t:670,-380|
p_t:790,-380.05|p_s:661.65,398.25|p_s:675,390|
p_s:700,395|p_s:688.35,406.65|p_s:718.35,405|
p_s:733.35,410|w_i:326.65,361.65|w_i:345,361.65|
w_i:365,361.7|w_i:386.65,363.35|w_i:326.7,240|
w_i:386.7,240|w_s:346.65,240|w_s:366.65,240|
w_s:346.65,116.65|w_s:366.65,116.65|w_i:326.65,118.3|
w_i:386.65,116.65|w_i:326.65,0|w_i:386.65,0|f_s:356.65,-66.6|
f_i:358.25,-76.7|p_t:358.35,-105.05|w_i:305,361.65|
w_i:305,248.35|w_i:305,126.65|w_i:306.7,3.3|
w_i:286.6,114.9|w_i:286.65,238.3|w_i:285.05,363.25|
c_k:846.7,381.65|c_q:546.7,381.65|c_p:500,383.25|
w_i:686.65,216.7|w_i:783.35,218.35|w_i:993.35,215|
w_i:971.7,216.65|ws_i:971.65,126.65|ws_i:990.05,128.3|
w_i:463.3,220.05|w_i:485,220|ws_i:484.9,128.35|ws_i:466.65,133.3|
w_i:506.65,221.65|ws_i:503.3,133.3|

I know it’s really, really…really long, but it’s an awesome castle.

Leave a comment with how many hitsĀ  it took to kill the family inside.

Re: Mad Brad: Secede to Succeed.

April 23rd, 2009

Similar to most collegiate campuses across the globe, SHSU has a student-run newspaper, The Houstonian. When I first came to Sam I was excited at the prospect of having a student paper on campus. In high-school I wanted to start a student paper, but there was no support for it, and even less writing talent. With past aspirations still fresh on my mind I decided to join the newspaper team. I went to the office to ask about editing positions, where a Brad Basker took my name and phone number to pass along to the people in charge. I never received even a courtesy phone call. As my time at Sam has progressed I’ve seen the dark side of student reporting and copy. Often times there are typos and blatant spelling errors, bad or wrong facts, misrepresented data, opinion pieces from the same people almost every time and horrid copy design. An example from today’s print:

The ties run deep between Sam Houston & Texas Department State University of Criminal Justice

I know this isn’t what the headline actually says, but headlines should not be that difficult to interpret. News copy is meant to be written for all lay people to understand.

Today there is an opinion piece by Mad Brad Basker, this isn’t out of the ordinary, his pieces are printed almost every week. When I first started reading his pieces were pretty well written, and stuck to the humorous side. Lately however, his pieces have become a bit more editorial. I normally make my comments on the paper’s Web site, but today they may be taken especially rough so I decided to put them up where I was in control of the content.

Basker’s article today is meant to show his support for Texas secession from the Union. He begins by telling fanciful stories about brave Texans fighting in the Texas Revolutionary War of the 1830s.

Then, in 1845, some scoundrels decided that it would be better if we were annexed by the United States…

These scoundrels that Basker writes on, saved Texas by becoming part of the United States. In the 10 years of sovereignty Texas was only successful at deepening their debts to the US and other countries. People think the economic trouble we’re facing today is awful; they should try living in a country where the money is literally worth less than the paper it was printed on.

I would stay behind my massive hand-built log cabin, with a hairy chest, a
heart full of fire, George Strait on my jukebox, hoisting an axe with my glistening biceps. The coffee I drank would be strong and black like the buffalo that roamed the plains and my countenance would be hidden behind the fiercest man-beard The South had ever seen. I would smoke a pipe while running with
a pack of wolves, eat beef jerky for breakfast and strangle snakes to make my boots.

This next section is why I decided to post my remarks on my own page instead of theirs. Mr. Basker is an African American student at Sam Houston State University, and as much as I don’t like his articles mostly, he’s a pretty well spoken individual with a good head on his shoulders. I’m actually really excited that this did not come up in his article, it really shows that we are moving on as a society from an atrocious past, but sadly the past does exist. If Brad Basker had been in Texas 145 years ago, chances are he would not have many of the aforementioned freedoms, since he is not a W.A.S.P.

I believe I wrote that in much more considerate way that what could have originally been achieved in the heat of the moment.

Basker then blames the annexation of Texas on his rather cultured life style. If you want to drink black coffee, drink it. If you want a full beard, grow it. If you’re unhappy with your pretty man feet, wear boots and work outdoors for a few days.

X-Box 360 and Vista Ultimate: A Match Made in Heaven?

April 21st, 2009

This past weekend was my 21st birthday. Last year when my birthday came around I wrote a nice feature story about adulthood being a sham. It had great reviews and people loved it. I considered taking a similar route this year, but instead you’re getting a tech support adventure from me.

Monday, April 20, 2009: The first Monday of the semester when I would not be teaching labs.

7:30 am: The day began.

8:00 am: Shower.

9:00 am: Drop fiance off at class.

9:15 am: Return home and layout the day’s agenda.

  1. Research and write-up internet usage in Romania
  2. Research and write-up history of Romania
  3. Read and summarize Newspapers need to learn that great online communities should not be dictatorships” for MCM 465.
  4. Finish PR Campaign
  5. Work on Spanish Lab.

9:30 am: Sat on couch, noticed X-Box 360 and laptop and decided to create a Windows Media Extender relationship. (The X-Box is my new toy I received over the weekend.)

9:45 am: Retreived serial code from X-Box, began connection process.

9:45:10 am: Connection Error (!?)

9:45:45 am: Open Firefox, Google “X-Box 360 Windows Media Extender Error”

  • Computer: Error -209 is the most commen problem here.
  • Brain: I must have Error -209, lets not bother to check.
  • Computer: Try deleting your Extender Certificate.
  • Brain: Okay, :-D .
  • Brain: I don’t have a certificate…

10:00 am: Google “X-Box 360 Windows Media Extender Error Vista Ultimate”

  • Computer: Reinstall Vista.
  • Brain: I don’t even think so…
  • Computer: I promise it works!
  • Brain: Not going to work this time!
  • Computer: Okay just uninstall OneCare.
  • Brain: I don’t run OneCare. *fail*
  • Computer: Delete secondary MAC Address on X-Box system.
  • Brain: Awesome, except it doesn’t have one.

10:15 am: Google “X-Box 360 Connection Error Windows Vista not 209″

  • Computer: Error -209 is the most common…
  • Brain: argh!
  • Smart Brain: Why don’t you check your error logs, like everyone else?
  • Brain: because…
  • Smart Brain: *checks error log* See you don’t have Error -209 you have Error -107.
  • Brain: FML

10:30 am: Google “X-Box 360 Connection Error -107″

  • Computer: Error -209 is the most common…
  • Brain: Are you kidding me?
  • Computer: Try everything I already told you to try again.
  • Brain: okay…

10:55 am:

  • Smart Brain: *thinks & considers giving up*
  • Brain: NEVER! We must solve the mystery. We’re like the Hardy Boys!
  • Smart Brain: *Face Palm*
  • Brain: Maybe we need to reconfigure our search function. Try “X-Box 360 Connection Error.”
  • Smart Brain: *Eureka!*

11:05 am: Google “Windows Error Code -107″

  • Computer: It’s about time, here you are. “Error code -107 means that your network is unidentified. Wait until your connection is identified and try again.”
  • Brain: What?
  • Smart Brain: <Network & Sharing Center> Network = Identifying…
  • Brain: oooh…

11:15 am:Reset router. Network identifies instantly.*dances*

11:20 am: Input new X-Box Serial number, select options, connection error. FML.

11:22 am: Check Error Logs. “Error -209″

  • Brain: ouch…

11:25 am: Search and destroy Extender certificate. Target neutralized.

11:30 am: Re-enter X-Box Serial number, select options, go!

11:30: 25 am: Thundercats are go!

11:31 am: Celebratory dance, Fiance calls to meet for lunch.

2:30 pm: Return from lunch, check agenda.

  1. Research and write-up internet usage in Romania
  2. Research and write-up history of Romania
  3. Read and summarize Newspapers need to learn that great online communities should not be dictatorships” for MCM 465.
  4. Finish PR Campaign
  5. Work on Spanish Lab.

2:35 pm: Declare it a productive day.

Sometimes my friends are appalled by logistic steps I take. I decided that this was a fantastic experience that would allow everyone a quick glimpse into how my brain works. It’s a pretty scary place most days, but at least I can watch videos from my HD laptop on my SDTV.