Chet Reads & Writes*

Good Food—

Bad Food—

Wasabi Peas are the worst thing ever created. (Please excuse the out of focus photo) They are little green peas that are covered in more green stuff. They look innocent at first, but then, you place one in your mouth, that is when the real fun starts. Your eyes swell up and begin to water, your sinus start to drain and you can breathe more clearly than before you shoved a hearing aide battery in your nose 20 years ago, you throat begins to close up and you lose your new found breathing capacity, and then, you choke. You have just eaten your first Wasabi Pea. I hope you enjoyed it. I didn’t. I will never eat another one of these wretched Satan eggs again! Pocky is much tastier anyway!