Chet Reads & Writes*

Month: August, 2009

I Am Indefatigable.

It’s been more than ten days since my last post here. I used to never want to write a blog without having something meaningful to say, but who’s to say that I won’t develop a meaningful thought while catching my readers up on everythng? Let’s see where this goes! Foremost, I’ve been using my iPhone […]

So Close Now…

Deafened by the cacophony rising from 360 degrees of larynges celebrating the day. Blinded by anxiety ridden stomach aches. Silent as a ninja, because that’s what I do best in stressful situations. Grabbed the heavy cardboard tube, shook a faceless hand, smiled for the camera, finished. This moment was the culmination of three years grueling […]

Best Scam E-Mail Ever!

I found this in my inbox this morning. These “send me your info, I’ll send you $X million” letters aren’t new. It amazes me that someone would go for this, but then again it’s a lot of money. It’s pretty tempting just to see if it could be real! However I have trouble responding to […]

Dear Rude E-Mailer:

Dear X,

I respectfully decline your invitation to communicate on the matter at hand any further. After your curt and grammatically erroneous response I’ve promptly decided that you’re an arse-hat who does not deserve any more of my time- beyond this response. Enjoy the rest of your existence.