Crush My Castle
by Chet
Today was the last day of classes at Sam. As per usual boredom on campus births many pastimes, or many ways to waste time. Today I found a new game to get me through class. It’s called Crush The Castle, and can be found at Armor Games. It’s a total guy game because it’s all about death and destruction with a trebuchet. Basically you’re charged with the goal of destroying a castle down field with rocks, and eventually bombs. There are 24 built-in castles that can be destroyed, or you can build your own. I built my own after destroying the others.
Now I charge you all to go to the game and try to destroy my castle. To load it go to the Build My Own menu, and from there click load. Once the load menu is open you must paste my code in.
1~w_i:408.35,363.35|w_i:466.7,365.05|w_i:578.35,363.3|
w_i:636.7,358.25|w_i:755,358.3|w_i:813.3,356.65|
w_i:883.4,358.3|w_i:943.35,360|w_i:1000,356.7|
w_i:1061.7,358.25|w_s:426.65,363.3|w_s:446.65,365|
w_s:596.7,360|w_s:616.65,361.65|w_s:773.35,356.7|
w_s:793.35,356.55|w_s:903.35,360|w_s:923.4,361.7|
w_s:1021.7,358.25|w_s:1041.7,358.35|fl_i:500,298.35|
fl_i:700,294.95|fl_i:903.35,293.3|fs_i:1028.35,294.95|
fl_s:500,286.7|fl_s:696.7,283.35|fl_s:893.35,281.65|
fs_s:1013.35,283.35|w_s:726.7,218.3|w_s:745,218.35|
w_i:708.35,216.65|w_i:763.35,215.05|f_i:736.7,151.65|
f_i:786.65,133.3|f_i:693.35,133.35|fs_i:735,143.35|
fs_i:688.35,141.65|fs_i:781.65,143.3|fl_w:740,123.3|
f_i:823.4,113.35|f_i:646.7,113.3|f_i:738.35,113.35|
fl_i:635,106.65|fl_i:836.7,106.65|fl_i:741.65,98.3|
fl_i:943.35,98.35|fl_i:540,98.35|fl_i:651.7,88.2|
fl_i:851.7,88.3|f_i:503.35,88.3|f_i:1000,88.3|
fl_i:586.7,78.35|fl_i:788.35,78.35|f_i:936.7,78.25|
fl_i:620,68.35|fl_i:821.65,70|fl_i:666.7,60|f_i:815,60|
fl_i:701.7,50|f_i:681.7,40|f_i:776.65,40|fs_i:821.7,50|
f_i:730,30|w_s:673.35,-26.7|w_s:785,-26.7|w_i:653.35,-26.7|
w_i:805,-25|fl_i:726.7,-91.65|fl_s:726.7,-103.35|
fl_i:725.05,-113.3|w_s:655,-178.35|w_s:675,-178.35|
w_s:776.7,-178.35|w_s:795,-178.35|w_i:636.7,-178.35|
w_i:815,-180|fl_i:725,-245|fl_s:726.7,-258.35|
fl_i:726.65,-268.35|ws_s:638.35,-303.35|
ws_s:675.05,-303.3|ws_s:711.65,-301.65|ws_s:748.35,-301.7|
ws_w:656.7,-303.3|ws_w:693.35,-303.35|
ws_w:730,-301.7|ws_w:766.7,-301.7|ws_s:785,-300|
ws_w:803.35,-301.7|ws_s:821.7,-299.95|
fl_s:731.65,-340|fl_i:730,-350|p_t:670,-380|
p_t:790,-380.05|p_s:661.65,398.25|p_s:675,390|
p_s:700,395|p_s:688.35,406.65|p_s:718.35,405|
p_s:733.35,410|w_i:326.65,361.65|w_i:345,361.65|
w_i:365,361.7|w_i:386.65,363.35|w_i:326.7,240|
w_i:386.7,240|w_s:346.65,240|w_s:366.65,240|
w_s:346.65,116.65|w_s:366.65,116.65|w_i:326.65,118.3|
w_i:386.65,116.65|w_i:326.65,0|w_i:386.65,0|f_s:356.65,-66.6|
f_i:358.25,-76.7|p_t:358.35,-105.05|w_i:305,361.65|
w_i:305,248.35|w_i:305,126.65|w_i:306.7,3.3|
w_i:286.6,114.9|w_i:286.65,238.3|w_i:285.05,363.25|
c_k:846.7,381.65|c_q:546.7,381.65|c_p:500,383.25|
w_i:686.65,216.7|w_i:783.35,218.35|w_i:993.35,215|
w_i:971.7,216.65|ws_i:971.65,126.65|ws_i:990.05,128.3|
w_i:463.3,220.05|w_i:485,220|ws_i:484.9,128.35|ws_i:466.65,133.3|
w_i:506.65,221.65|ws_i:503.3,133.3|
I know it’s really, really…really long, but it’s an awesome castle.
Leave a comment with how many hitsĀ it took to kill the family inside.
That place is a true fortress. I would have had time to invent jet fighters before I was able to take that castle down with my wimpy trebuchet…